School Chaperone Here are some Of the things that they Say never happened In Washington DC But they did One student Disappeared for The worse part Of a day No explanation A girl had Drugs in her bag She tossed them Right before Security, so stupid For two days I slept…

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Letter of Outrage To The Association of Imaginary Schools Human Resources Department: I am writing to protest Take Your Daughter Or Son To Work Day. If this stupid tradition is going to continue, at least make it gender-inclusive and call it Take Your Child To Work Day. Let me begin…

Meeting MinutesSciku is haikuFor science poems from proseAnswers in versesFirst five syllablesSeven syllables insideSeventeen in allAt the lab meetingI am the secretaryHere is what I haveBob is so boringAnd he interrupts so muchThat I want to dieBrenda’s nail polishStill smells strong from the salonI can’t sit with herBob doodles death…

Comments have been closed on the Museum of Imaginary Art poster for the upcoming Deiter Reichstag photography exhibit. **Starred Comments** AnthroMama This picture is a totally transparent commentary on the playground controversy at Burning Badger School about whether the kindergarteners should be allowed to climb the unstable 75-foot fir tree…

Michelle Obama’s brother and his wife have sued the school their children attend for various instances of racial bias including slavery re-enactments where the children ran around the campus at night pretending to be slaves escaping the teachers who played masters. Slavery was not a fun game. Making light of…

Stoner Versus Boozer Colleges Liberal arts colleges and small universities are closing at a rapid rate due to high expenses and low enrollment (you can track which colleges are closing at this incredibly depressing website). Facing these same challenges, plus significant administrative embezzlement, Fred’s University President recently hired his brother-in-law…

Internet History Where what is now The washroom and mop sink There was the very first Computer room that actually Had internet for anyone an Undiscovered hinterland for The sloping silent boy and the Girl from chemistry class With the pins and badges That, no, weren’t hip then Just little…

When Fred’s University turned down his offer to host a freshman get-together in the unfancy neighborhood where he grew up, alum Darius Richardson decided to host his own event. While the Admissions Office used an email campaign and mailed paper invitations to the official Fred’s welcome event for students in the…