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How To Fix A Failing Museum

Is your university museum, prep school gallery, or small-town historic tourist attraction in danger of closing down? We can help you fix your failing museum. After our viral post “How To Ruin A Museum” enraged university museum curators, SchoolNewsToday.com was asked to come up with something nice to say. Here…

Changemuseums

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How To Fix A Failing Museum
How To Fix A Failing Museum
Changemuseums

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Sep 11

The Problem With The Sleeping Beauty Problem

What is the problem with “The Sleeping Beauty Problem”? This video explains the history of the classic experiment, addresses what is wrong with it, and proposes a new solution. The History of the Sleeping Beauty Problem The Sleeping Beauty Problem is a thought experiment in decision theory that originated…

Adamelga

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The Problem With The Sleeping Beauty Problem
The Problem With The Sleeping Beauty Problem
Adamelga

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May 2, 2022

School Board Meeting With Zero Drama Very Clickable

The School Board Meeting for Public School Zero last night was marked by zero drama, zero death threats against teachers, zero tearful racist attacks, and zero unhinged moms dressed as a condom to protest sex-ed. Some Board members missed the condom costume which was quite titillating, especially after a protester…

School Board Drama

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School Board Meeting With Zero Drama Very Clickable
School Board Meeting With Zero Drama Very Clickable
School Board Drama

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Apr 29, 2022

School Chaperone: Friday Office Poem

School Chaperone Here are some Of the things that they Say never happened In Washington DC But they did One student Disappeared for The worse part Of a day No explanation A girl had Drugs in her bag She tossed them Right before Security, so stupid For two days I slept…

Chaperonedrugsearch

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School Chaperone: Friday Office Poem
School Chaperone: Friday Office Poem
Chaperonedrugsearch

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Apr 27, 2022

Free Haiku Template

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Freehaikutemplate

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Free Haiku Template
Free Haiku Template
Freehaikutemplate

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Apr 25, 2022

Please Don’t Bring Your Child To Work

Letter of Outrage To The Association of Imaginary Schools Human Resources Department: I am writing to protest Take Your Daughter Or Son To Work Day. If this stupid tradition is going to continue, at least make it gender-inclusive and call it Take Your Child To Work Day. Let me begin…

Feminismintheworkplace

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Please Don’t Bring Your Child To Work
Please Don’t Bring Your Child To Work
Feminismintheworkplace

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Apr 23, 2022

Meeting Minutes: Friday Office Poem

Meeting MinutesSciku is haikuFor science poems from proseAnswers in versesFirst five syllablesSeven syllables insideSeventeen in allAt the lab meetingI am the secretaryHere is what I haveBob is so boringAnd he interrupts so muchThat I want to dieBrenda’s nail polishStill smells strong from the salonI can’t sit with herBob doodles death…

Andrewholmes

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Andrewholmes

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Apr 22, 2022

Controversial Art Photos Comment on Playground, Annoy Parents

Comments have been closed on the Museum of Imaginary Art poster for the upcoming Deiter Reichstag photography exhibit. **Starred Comments** AnthroMama This picture is a totally transparent commentary on the playground controversy at Burning Badger School about whether the kindergarteners should be allowed to climb the unstable 75-foot fir tree…

Barbieart

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Controversial Art Photos Comment on Playground, Annoy Parents
Controversial Art Photos Comment on Playground, Annoy Parents
Barbieart

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Apr 21, 2022

Schools Scramble to Destroy Evidence of “Slave Auction” Fundraisers

Michelle Obama’s brother and his wife have sued the school their children attend for various instances of racial bias including slavery re-enactments where the children ran around the campus at night pretending to be slaves escaping the teachers who played masters. Slavery was not a fun game. Making light of…

Chapelschoolslaveauction

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Schools Scramble to Destroy Evidence of “Slave Auction” Fundraisers
Schools Scramble to Destroy Evidence of “Slave Auction” Fundraisers
Chapelschoolslaveauction

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Apr 19, 2022

There are Two Kinds of Colleges: Boozer and Stoner

Stoner Versus Boozer Colleges Liberal arts colleges and small universities are closing at a rapid rate due to high expenses and low enrollment (you can track which colleges are closing at this incredibly depressing website). Facing these same challenges, plus significant administrative embezzlement, Fred’s University President recently hired his brother-in-law…

Collegedrinkingandrape

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There are Two Kinds of Colleges: Boozer and Stoner
There are Two Kinds of Colleges: Boozer and Stoner
Collegedrinkingandrape

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