What is the problem with “The Sleeping Beauty Problem”? This video explains the history of the classic experiment, addresses what is wrong with it, and proposes a new solution. The History of the Sleeping Beauty Problem The Sleeping Beauty Problem is a thought experiment in decision theory that originated…

The School Board Meeting for Public School Zero last night was marked by zero drama, zero death threats against teachers, zero tearful racist attacks, and zero unhinged moms dressed as a condom to protest sex-ed. Some Board members missed the condom costume which was quite titillating, especially after a protester…

School Chaperone Here are some Of the things that they Say never happened In Washington DC But they did One student Disappeared for The worse part Of a day No explanation A girl had Drugs in her bag She tossed them Right before Security, so stupid For two days I slept…

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Letter of Outrage To The Association of Imaginary Schools Human Resources Department: I am writing to protest Take Your Daughter Or Son To Work Day. If this stupid tradition is going to continue, at least make it gender-inclusive and call it Take Your Child To Work Day. Let me begin…

Meeting MinutesSciku is haikuFor science poems from proseAnswers in versesFirst five syllablesSeven syllables insideSeventeen in allAt the lab meetingI am the secretaryHere is what I haveBob is so boringAnd he interrupts so muchThat I want to dieBrenda’s nail polishStill smells strong from the salonI can’t sit with herBob doodles death…

Comments have been closed on the Museum of Imaginary Art poster for the upcoming Deiter Reichstag photography exhibit. **Starred Comments** AnthroMama This picture is a totally transparent commentary on the playground controversy at Burning Badger School about whether the kindergarteners should be allowed to climb the unstable 75-foot fir tree…

Michelle Obama’s brother and his wife have sued the school their children attend for various instances of racial bias including slavery re-enactments where the children ran around the campus at night pretending to be slaves escaping the teachers who played masters. Slavery was not a fun game. Making light of…

Stoner Versus Boozer Colleges Liberal arts colleges and small universities are closing at a rapid rate due to high expenses and low enrollment (you can track which colleges are closing at this incredibly depressing website). Facing these same challenges, plus significant administrative embezzlement, Fred’s University President recently hired his brother-in-law…